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-'Mosquito Bites'
-'Assembly Line'
-'My Life is Bad (Just Kidding)'
-'I'm Shy'
-'The Pink and Red and Grey Blues'
-'Fun With Trigonometry'
-'John Tesh Tribute'
-'Cowlicks'
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-'Slotted Spoon'
-'Untitled 1'
-'Untitled 2'
-'Untitled 3: 1987'
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2 comments:
I'm thinking of writing a song called "Jailbait With a Death Wish." It doesn't fit on this list.
You might want to add my "ode to the testes," written for a Histology project in my high school Biology class...
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