Friday, March 16, 2007

Earl Smitty, III, Personal Savior to the Stars

I was thinking about making a business card that read something like 'Midnight Shoveler- Occupation: ?', but I thought that might be a waste of paper. Luckily I also drafted this baby as a template in case I ever want to come back to it. Luckier still I've never been handed a business card like this, in which case I might tear it into tiny pieces and use it as confetti at my next apartment-discothèque.

3 comments:

kh said...

THE SECRET IDENTITY OF EARL SMITTY, III IS REVEALED!?!?!?!?

Midnight said...

Shhh! We don't want anyone finding out I'm actually a Televangelist!

KC said...

Hey, that card looks suspciously like the one I got from a crazy Jesus freak on the streets of Cambridge back in high school! It had bullet points like "damnation. Fire and Brimstone" and the like. Some people just have too much time on their hands!