Boyfriend and I took the bus to and from a friends' house last night and every part of the trip had eventful commuters.
1. Guy on the bus who told someone that he tried lighting a cigarette while wearing an oxygen breathing tube, and lit his nose on fire.
2. Drunk men trying to walk to their car, but fighting (almost too scarily) the whole way, turning around, throwing their hands up, walking back to the bar in anger, and turning around again to walk back toward the car. Repeat 10 times.
3. Drunk girl on the way home shouting "I'm going to karate chop her in the nose! I'm going to karate chop her in the throat!"
Always a good time on mass transit.