I thought this one could use a little color. You know when you go to a craft fair, and everyone's selling their goods, they've got their best products on display, with their bright lipsticks on and their cash in hand, ready and eager to please a willing customer...well, you know, it's just like this. Oh, wait, that's not a craft fair at all. That's a red light district. Or is it? If only the twain shall meet. There would be a sign on the table that reads something like this one. I can picture a low, smoky, gravel-filled voice saying "You want sumpin' pretty for your girlfriend, sweetheart? Or you want someone pretty for yourself? Heh heh. (Cough, cough.)"And yes, I know that feet don't point like that in real life. I'm just illustrating a point, okay? Doesn't that eyeshadow just turn you on?
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It's a really good time to purchase this...ahem...you're getting SUCH a good deal.
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