Monday, November 02, 2009
Bird at the Airport
Also when I went to Colorado, there was a live bird in the Dulles airport on my layover in DC, and it was patiently sitting in the chair next to me. I assume it got in through the open terminal doors, but I envision my interaction more like this:
Bird:"Hey man, what's up."
Me:"Hey bird, not much, you fly here all by yourself?"
"Yeah, I like to migrate."
"Cool, where you headed?"
"Oh, I thought I thought I'd check out Sarasota, I hear the trees are nice there."
"Sounds fun, don't forget to use your frequent flyer points."
Me: "Hey, is this seat taken?"
Bird: "Nope, don't mind my feathers."
"So, you come here often?"
"No, just passin' through."
"Hey, I think your plumage is real perty."
"I have a girlfriend back at the nest, buddy."